I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I want to fling myself into the sun
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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