Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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