Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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