Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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