I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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