Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
i just google imaged poop.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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