not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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