How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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