making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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