im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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