It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
