school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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