I don't think brook has ever known best
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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