Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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