Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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