I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
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she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
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We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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