Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
