He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
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I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
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I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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