after a month anything with tits is on the radar
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
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I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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