need another drink. this is the easiest way
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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