I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
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