I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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