he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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