i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
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she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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