im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
My hand turned me down
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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