i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
love makes seman taste better
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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