Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
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I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You may now shotgun with the bride
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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