i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I made him laugh his dick is mine
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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