hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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