I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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