I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
don't judge my taste in strippers
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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