Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
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