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(831): View more from California

I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.

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(541): View more from Oregon

bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?

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(818): View more from California

You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.

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(940): View more from Texas

I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it

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(216): View more from Ohio

When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right

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(616): View more from Michigan

I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.

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100%

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(904): View more from Florida

thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt

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(336): View more from North Carolina

After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.

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