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(479): View more from Arkansas

Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.

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(479): Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships. http://tfl.nu/he2q

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(760): View more from California

she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.

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(760): she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door. http://tfl.nu/tltu

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(256): View more from Alabama

Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.

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(256): Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night. http://tfl.nu/gx6d

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night

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(978): My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night http://tfl.nu/zzxc

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(318): View more from Louisiana

What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies

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(318): What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies http://tfl.nu/mqvt

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(609): View more from New Jersey

My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.

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Why?

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Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."

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(609): My professor just gave us a margarita recipe. (1-609): Why? (609): Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life." http://tfl.nu/ong0

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.

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(604): Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas. http://tfl.nu/feay

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.

(609): View more from New Jersey

sounds about right

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(215): judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend. (609): sounds about right http://tfl.nu/kfa3

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(440): View more from Ohio

That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast

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(440): That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast http://tfl.nu/nk0g

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.

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(952): I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press. http://tfl.nu/04mj

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..

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On the bright side I still got laid

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(920): You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster.. (1-920): On the bright side I still got laid http://tfl.nu/wjnz

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(703): View more from Virginia

If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something

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(703): If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something http://tfl.nu/ij26

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(905): View more from Ontario

I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool

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(905): I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool http://tfl.nu/fti7

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(616): View more from Michigan

he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast

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(616): he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast http://tfl.nu/zz0d

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(512): View more from Texas

just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.

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(512): just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake. http://tfl.nu/j2o2

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