wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize