Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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