Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
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I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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