are you so shy because you have an std?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
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I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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