Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
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I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
So squirting runs in the family.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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