Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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