last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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