Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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