and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
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he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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