I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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