hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
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It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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