He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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