I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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