i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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