You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I'm really busy with my period
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