this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
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And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
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I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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