im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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