Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
i wish my penis had a tongue
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
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Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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