I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
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I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
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Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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