i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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