There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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