Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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