woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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