Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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