Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
