Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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